Episode 26: The Flanger of the Plane Is Broken

On this episode of the Sleeping Situation podcast, Matt deals with the perils of computer generated music, Ivy presents her theory about the professor that lives next door, and we lament the Warped Tours that could have been. Also on this episode, we review 1996’s Super Mario 64 game and rank the Top 5 quotes from the show New Girl in honor of its upcoming final season.


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Below, you’ll find our lists of our Top 5 New Girl quotes. Head to our Twitter on Friday to vote for who you think had the better list!

Ivy Matt
  1. What do I think it’s going to look like? Winston, it’s on the box. The…the picture’s on the box! It’s a japanese garden!
  2. I’m Julius Pepperwood. I’m from Chicago. Thin crust pizza? No thank you. I’m Julius Pepperwood.
  3. Shawty, what that thang do?
  4. I’m not convinced I know how to read; I’ve just memorized a lot of words.
  5. I brake for birds. I rock a lot of polka dots. I have touched glitter in the last 24 hours. I spend my entire day talking to children. And I find it fundamentally strange that you’re not a dessert person. It freaks me out.  I’m sorry that I don’t talk like Murphy Brown. And I hate your pants suit. I wish it had ribbons on it or something just to make it slightly cuter but that doesn’t mean I’m not smart and tough and strong.
  1. You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol. You treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol. It’s science.
  2. I feel like I wanna murder someone and also, I want soft pretzels.
  3. Do I regret it? Yes. Would I do it again? Probably.
  4. These are sexy, sensual private pics. I don’t want them beamed right into Snowden’s pocket. I’m not going through Wikiweeks man… Analog, it’s the only thing you can trust./Here’s the reality: you never know what’s going to happen with a phone. The hinges that hold the flip together, they get loosened over time when they get wet and then when you open it, it’s easier for people to go in there and see your passwords and, you know, see your codes. Once the screen breaks, your information is in the Twitterverse, man, and it’s all out there for everyone to see.; all these little monkey elves man. These kids. That’s all they do. *Typing noise* get your information, man. Bottom line is you can’t control your technology. That’s what’s going on in Japan with all those robots. Not for me, man.
  5. What do I think it’s going to look like? Winston, it’s on the box. The…the picture’s on the box! It’s a japanese garden!


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